War of Words

 

There was a war between the Kentuckians and the Hoosiers. The Kentuckians were throwing firecrackers and the Hoosiers were lighting them and throwing them back.

There was a Hoosier fishing on one bank and a Kentuckian fishing on the other. The Hoosier was catching lots of fish while the Kentuckian had none.
The Kentuckian said I'm not getting any bites over here.
The Hoosier said “come over and try this side, I'll shine my flashlight beam and you can walk over on it.”

The Kentuckian said “no way, I'll get half way there and you'll turn it off.”

Have you heard about the new state farm?
They put a fence around Kentucky.

Why do ducks fly upside down over Kentucky?
There's nothing worth shitting on.

Do you know why they built a bridge across the Ohio?
So Kentuckians can swim across in the shade.

 

 

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